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Maybe you should pray for a little scar tissue, huh?  Cleon's still wearing his maxi pad. ;)



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I'm all healed now, just a little short of fantastic. Pun intended.

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Thanks -- he was a little bit worried when the nurse came at him with a pair of scissors.  Hope you guys heal fast so there's no interruption in the trike riding! 

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Rosie - Since the circumcision, I don't have near as much tail to share now. Oh, you said "tale". Did you know that all Orthodox Jewish male babies are circumcised at birth? The say it doesn't hurt them. Maybe they should wait until they are 13 and give them a choice. Bet there would be a lot less Bar Mitzvas. I am still conviced that is why Jewish men  let their beards grow out. They are trying to hide their idenity from the doctor with the knife in case he decides he didn't do a good enough job the first time. Good thing Cleon isn't Jewish. He wouldn't be able to sleep on his back or stomach and there would probably be no trike riding at all this summer. Tell him I said things could always be worse and for him to heal fast so we can compare war wounds.

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WOW -- sorry to hear that.  Maybe you and Cleon need to get together and share tales?  Hope you recover soon ...  If there's anything we can do for ya -- let us know. 

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Never been better. Well that is my story anyway. Lady has a different version though. She says I was better before the circumcision. I think maybe the doctor took off too much. Didn't realize they ever did circumcisions on 60 year old men but this new fangled doctor Lady has me going to says that is what was causing all the headaches. He was wrong, I still get the headaches but you can bet I ain't gonna tell him as long as he still has that scalpel. Hope Cleon has a different doctor.

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Hey - are you ok?  You haven't been bitten by a rabid bat, have you?  I hear the rabies are pretty bad in Howell and Douglas Counties.  You better let us know that you're ok!!!!

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