Randy, Randy, Randy -- I thought you were a friend of the girls - but now I can see that Betty's got a Caveboy just like poor Barb and Lady! We'll be having a heart to heart with her - maybe it's not too late to save her!
Jim, thanks for getting the Batmobile going! And I have heard of those guano stations. But I have a friend that planted some microphones in their "CaveInn" and he said "Beware", they like to change their names now and then. He said they now have one that they call their "Bat-tle Station". They not only serve "Guano pies" but they also make "Bat-tle Axes" in case they get low on octane and have to defend their stations. And all these years I had no idea where the phrase "the ole bat-tleax" came from. The dictionary defines the term "Bat-tleax" as: "a ferocious woman", an offensive term for a woman who is considered domineering and fearsome. Keep in mind we do have to keep these comments invisible to them because of their widely known "Bat -dar" that can detect obsticles in their way before they hit them. But, ya know, I don't know what happens to the "Bat-dar" when they get behind the wheel or handlebars????????
Dale, You gotta quit all that thinking. Makes your head hurt. Trying to think in a perfect vacuum makes your hair turn blondie to boot. We got all those ol' bats thinking they have a future of some kind. Little do they know that when Orkin Al gets through with them the only future they are gonna have is an octane rating. Dr. Dale is the best in the business and even he isn't going to be able to save them.
-- Edited by Hillbilly Jim on Tuesday 16th of March 2010 12:21:09 PM
HEY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE WARRANTY WORK NOW THAT IT'S SET UP FOR A NORMAL PERSON TO WORK ON IT. OOPS, THAT NORMAL THING MIGHT JUST LEAVE ME OUT, I THINK. OUCH THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN
Had to do something. All those bats circling over head was getting kind of unnerving. Just glad to see the Bat Queen have a fitting thrown. Did I remember to tell you that those new carbs I put on the trike were designed by Orkin Al and they run best on liguified guano? Al is setting up a new chain of stations, they are going to be called Gotcha Guano. Look for one coming to your area soon.
Thanks, thanks, and more thanks to Mr. Caveboy Jim Sickler! We can't begin to thank you enough for your work getting our new trike on the road! Cleon got the Blue Storm all legal today - she's ready for lots of miles now! We appreciate all you did for us - thanks again!!! I passed on the warranty information to the other Caveboy -- Mr. Carey. For some reason I haven't heard back anything on that yet.
THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN
