If you'd typed your words in bigger print maybe I could have read what you typed - man -I had to get out the magnifying glasses to read a bunch of malarky! Just more blah, blah from the cave boys!
WE'LL SURELY FIND OUT SATURDAY. HOPE ENOUGH PARTICIPATE TO MAKE THIS WORK I THINK YOUR IDEA TO KEEP THE WINDY OLE BATS TO THE SOUTH OF US WILL REALLY BE THE KEY TO MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN YA'LL BE SURE YOUR LEAF BLOWERS HAVE PLENTY OF GAS & ARE RUNNIN GOOD BEFORE SATURDAY
Sounds like a great plan Dale but perhaps we should have the ol' bats south of us with their leaf blowers. They produce about as much hot air as the jet stream any way. Then if we could get them to open their blonde heads up about the Canadian border, the vacuum would suck a lot more of that warm southern air our way. And most people think those ol' bats aren't good for anything except mosquito control. "Gentlemen start your engines", I mean leaf blowers.
HERE'S THE PLAN. CAN'T HANDLE THIS COLD WEATHER ANY MORE. ALL WHO HAVE LEAF BLOWERS, LISTEN UP. I'M THINKIN IF WE CAN GET ENOUGH PEOPLE WITH LEAF BLOWERS TO ALL BLOW TO THE NORTH AT THE SAME TIME, WE CAN TURN THAT WIND COMMIN AT US FROM THE NORTH BACK TO THE NORTH & MAYBE GET SOME SOUTHERN AIR FLOWIN AT US. WE'LL PLAN ON TRYIN IT SATURDAY MORNIN AT 10:AM. MOST DON'T WORK ON SATURDAY & SHOULD GET SOME GOOD AIR FLOWIN. IF YOU GUYS COULD GET SOME OF THE WINDY OLE BATS TO HELP OUT IT WOULD BE GREAT. HOPE YA'LL ARE UP FOR THIS ATTEMPT TO CREATE SOME GLOBAL WARMIN IN THE OZARKS.
THIS THING COULD WORK
YA'LL BE SURE YOUR LEAF BLOWERS HAVE PLENTY OF GAS & ARE RUNNIN GOOD BEFORE SATURDAY
